we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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