Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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