He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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