508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Im part way to drunk.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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