i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
How does it feel to date your dad?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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