dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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