i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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