he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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