omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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