i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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