sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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