Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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