at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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