well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
