He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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