let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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