dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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