she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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