The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
did you just send me my own nude
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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