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I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.

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(434): View more from Virginia

i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome

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(631): View more from New York

So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"

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Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity

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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy

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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.

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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.

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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home

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I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.

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