My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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