i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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