your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I supernannyed him into submission
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize
