I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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