It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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