youre lurking in front of me
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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