That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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