ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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