Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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