I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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