Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
