p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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