Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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