Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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