Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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