Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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