He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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