Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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