She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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