How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We are two peas in an std pod
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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