Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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