There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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