Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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