haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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