I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
