when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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