FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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