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(317): View more from Indiana

You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic

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(443): View more from Maryland

remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger

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(206): View more from Washington

he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...

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(719): View more from Colorado

I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.

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(585): View more from New York

Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.

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