Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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