"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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